Hehehe(Gelak sopan)
About the title. It is true actually.
When I was a lil' kid. This one bad accident happened to me.
It was in the middle of the night.On holidays.I was 7 or 8 years old that time.
Okay so. On the middle of the night. I was watching TV on my own while my brother was about 5 meter away from me doing I dont know what.
Well. During watching the TV I noticed that there are something flying through the Family room.
A few minutes flying.It comes into the room flying all over the room. I was pretty dumb at that time.


That creature is nasty, ugly , bitchy and foiewhnfoasmdjjaso bad shit!
Its disgusting. I asked my brother about that flying creature.He said ''dont let it approach you. Or else.''
I asked again ''Or else what?''He said ''Or else it will bite you and might eat you''
Aint my brother a badass?

I've started to feel agitated.
NAK TENGOK TV PUN TERBANTUT! -.-''
I covered myself with my blanket in order to avoid physical contact with that bloody creature.
HAHA!

And yes. I do feel safe back there BUT! That retard brother of mine. Pfffft-
He pulled off the blanket out of me! damnn!
That thing is flying lower and lower that time.
OMG! I felt like Im almost dead at that time. That thing. It finally lay its feet down on my skin!



Why brotherrr! Why?! Tak guna punya brother kan. Sigh!
I screamed like hell wktu tu.
Melompat2 , libas sini sana and in the end my hand. Kena kerusi kayu jati mama I.
My parent terjaga dari tidur and rush to me wondering what has happened to me.
I was crying at that time


My mother scolded my brother because I told her that it was my brother's fault for letting that creture lay it feets down on me. HAHAHAHA!!
Take that brother -.-''

In the end.
I got a fever for a week plus with that bruise on my hand!!
Starting from that very moment!
I really disgust this lil' creature called Cockroach -.-''

Yes this Motherfucking creeeature~
OMG! Just look at that!
*Literally shivering here*
I FEAR IT SO MUCH!

Damn! Im still blaming my brother now. HAHA
Once in  a while I sat down and remember that awful moment


Thinking about it and makes me feel like

giving this to the roaches


Each time I saw that thing lingering in this house.
I WILL tear it body apart ! I'll crush that thing into pieces and step on it and  and anddd~
Erghh! I will stop when I know that that thing is finally not moving or totally destroyed.

HAHA and yes this one thing happened to me.
On one creepy night (okay I just put that ''creepy'' word only for additional feeling) I killed this one roach. Its huge really. Quite huge. Once I go to sleep. I had a very weird dream. In that dream.......
All of the cockroaches in the house was chasing me out of the house. HAHAH!
I was terrified. That roach is something abnormal I think. brrr~
Terjaga je dari tidur I found out that I was sweating. Dah macam mandi je -.-''


Haihh~ Astarghfirullahalazim. Dah makin besar ni kan.
The fear towards roaches is getting lower. Well kurang sikit je pun.
Kalau tengok dari jauh dah tak takut dah. HAHA .
Kalau tak. Sekali spot je roach!

ADA LIPAS!!
And tak ingt ape ape dah. I'll just grab anything near me and throw it towards that shit! HAHA.
I was a pathetic jackass back there eh.
Tapi itu dulu. Now okay sikit! :D

I think enough lah cerita pasal benda ni. I really wish that this thing never exist in this world. HAHA!

Even though dia dah hidup longer than human. xP

What a life Im having here. Haihhhh~
Kbai.